Ninja Rooster: bringing our mental by-products to you!
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Ninja Rooster: bringing our mental by-products to you!
Ninja Rooster started because a group of college kids, myself being one of them, wanted to make a t-shirt shop. We had ideas, we had time, we had no money. We heard about print-on-demand and we started uploading our ideas with the time we had, but the "no money" part led to poor advertising. We didn't make a single sale. We bought some of our own shirts, but that doesn't count. Anyway, the shop stayed open for years without any attention, and now everyone and their brother is in the print-on-demand game, and we still don't spend enough on advertising for it to be a profitable venture, so it's become a hobby. We think, "Hey, that would make a great shirt!" and we make it.
Sometimes a random person in Australia buys a sticker and we make $1.20. That doesn't do much to bring us out of the red. Sometimes we get requests, and we make them, and only sell one to the person who requested it. The interest in maintaining the shop dwindled, and now instead of having its own storefront, (which costs about $30 more per month than we were making) the shop is hosted on RedBubble. I still make a design here and there, and I sometimes buy one of my own, but that just means I have a way to get shirts I design at a discount.
As far as the type of designs we make and our business model, well...
We at Ninja Rooster LLC design shirts and other products that are vulgar, borderline tasteless, and sometimes offensive, albeit funny. A dark sense of humor is required, but they say that’s a sign of intelligence, so if you’re here, you’re probably one of the smart ones. Wink. Yes, I just typed wink, it’s hard to wink through the internet.
Keep in mind that we care very little about your feelings. Oh, you're offended by something? Boo-fucking-hoo. That's your problem. No one forced you to shop at the self-declared offensive shirt store. Take your Karen-haircut-speak-to-the-manager-attitude-having-ass somewhere else. I am the fucking manager and our business model does not include the manufacture, sale, distribution, or giving of fucks in any way, shape, or form.
That being said, if you see a design that you like, and want it on a different colored shirt or a product we aren't selling in our RedBubble store (link above), send us an e-mail and we will prioritize your request as best we can. Some designs just don't look good on certain colors or products, however, which may be why it's unavailable in the first place, but we'll work to accommodate your entitled ass if possible.
TL;DR: We make shirts that we like. If you like them too, we will do everything in our power to get you one. If you don't like them, we don't care, fuck off.
After we put the shop on RedBubble, we found out that those little stick men and some of the designs that you see on street signs were open source, so anyone could take those signs and just add different words to them for humor's sake. We did just that. This link will take you directly to that collection: Sign Parody Collection
Then I fell into the "AI" art craze. I designed some cool things and started adding those to the site. I still have more that I haven't uploaded yet, so if you go check out the designs, hit the follow button, or sign up for E-mails so you can get notified anytime I add something new. Digital Artwork Collection
Check out the shop! Keep in mind that the featured product for any given design is not the only product for that design. Click "shop all products" to see the rest of them, if that wasn't apparent. Also, if you're too lazy to scroll all the way back up to the top of the page to get to the link for the front of the Ninja Rooster Redbubble store, here you go: Ninja Rooster
Don't say I never did anything for you.